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Voice: Sheila was a redhead who stood out, especially in the shipping department. (A warehouse. A male forklift driver performs a daring maneuver.) Driver: Hey, Sheila, look! (He crashes into a pile of cartons.) Voice: Warehouse work was her bread and butter. (A lunchroom.) Male Worker #1: Sheila, do you want my bagel? Male Worker #2: I'm sure she'd rather have this tasty doughnut. All for you, Sheila! Male Worker #3: You guys have no class. Try some of this cheesecake, Sheila. #1: No class? Well, I guess I don't need manners then! (He throws his soup in #3's face.) #3: Why, you! (He charges #1 and a fight erupts.) Sheila: (smiling) Boys! Boys! Voice: But then the beautiful, red haired student, Deirdre, came looking for a summer job... (A trucking dock. The supervisor walks Deirdre past a group of men surrounding Sheila. The men follow the couple, leaving Sheila alone and upset.) Voice: ... putting Sheila's professionalism to the ultimate test. (Sheila instructs Deirdre on how to operate the conveyor belt.) Sheila: Now if you see orange sparks flying from the fuse box, don't worry about it. Just take this metal wrench in your bare hand and give it a good solid whack. Voice: See how the sparks fly on the Red Menace, tonight on Monday Night at the Movies. |
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Monday, October 6, 2014
The Red Menace
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