Sunday, September 7, 2014

The Space Suit

The Space Suit
(Stan and John stand by a dumpster as John tosses out a stereo.)

Stan: Didn't you just buy that last week?

John: It's infested.

Stan: Well, you don't need to throw it out! All you need is the Space Suit.

(Standing by his bed in a silver snowsuit, John screws on a space helmet and lies down to sleep.)

Voice: Are indestructible vermin invading your space? Maybe you need the Space Suit. Developed by NASA for lunar exploration, it offers the ultimate protection from insect bites.

(Fast asleep, John is carried off his bed and dragged out of his room by creatures too small to see. The next morning Stanley opens the dumpster and finds John inside, waking him up.)

Stan: Why are you sleeping in the dumpster?

John: (Echoing inside his helmet) I don't know, but I didn't scratch all night.

Voice: Make room for comfort with the Space Suit. Buy now for the sale price of eleven thousand dollars and receive an extra oxygen tank for free.
  
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