American Justice

(An executive sits at his desk in a plush office. Enter police.) Officer: Sir, I'm afraid we must ask you to come with us. Exec: Why? Officer: You're the top man in this company, aren't you? Exec: Yes. Officer: Then you are responsible for over seventeen hundred counts of fraud. Exec: That's impossible. All of our employees sign a contract which assigns full responsibility to them for any fraud they might commit in the performance of their duties. We won't hire them otherwise. (He opens a desk drawer and pulls out a sheet.) See? (He hands over the paper.) Officer: (Reading) I see, yes. Well then, have a good day. Sorry we disturbed you. (Exit police.)
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