Monday, June 30, 2014

The Multi-Gadge

The Multi-Gadge
Voice: Life doesn't last forever and you shouldn't have to waste a second of it. That's why we created the ultimate artificial companion, something you can pull out and enjoy at any location. It's called the Multi-Gadge with a million and one ways to distract your attention. Like when the firemen show up to burn down your home...

(A middle aged man in a cardigan reads a book in his den when an axe cuts through the wall. A brigade of firemen enter through the hole.)

Fireman: This all has to go.

Occupant: Well, how long are you going to be?

Firemen: Maybe half an hour.

Occupant: Half an hour! Good thing I have my Multi-Gadge. I'll just wait outside.

Voice: ...or for those long train rides...

(Prisoners crowd a freight train.)

Prisoner #1: Does anyone know where this train is going?

Prisoner #2: (playing with his Multi-Gadge) We'll know when we get there. Why don't you turn on your Multi-Gadge and forget about it?

Prisoner #1: I don't have one.

Prisoner #2: Well, look, there's someone lying on the floor who doesn't want his any more.

Voice: ...or to help get you through those mass executions.

(The prisoners focus on their Multi-Gadges as they are ordered to make a row in front of a bloodstained wall.)

Prisoner #1: Is that a 50 caliber machine gun they're setting up in front of us?

Prisoner #2: We'll know when the bullets are tearing into our flesh. Why don't you turn on your Multi-Gadge and forget about it?

Voice: Make it easy for yourself with Multi-Gadge.
  
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